**Attention all space-nuts, comedy connoisseurs, and anyone who missed their rent payment and needs a good laugh!**
You're invited to an exclusive, **ultra-low-budget, star-studded** (in their own mind) performance of the sci-fi parody masterpiece:
**SPACEBALLS: THE TABLE READ!**
That’s right! Forget those fancy Hollywood soundstages! Forget the million-dollar special effects! Forget the actors who actually know their lines! We’re going back to the absolute cheapest way to make a movie: **a bunch of people sitting around a table, reading a script.** It’s the closest thing to real filmmaking without having to pay for things like, you know, ***acting****.*
Our esteemed (and slightly aged) narrator, **YOGURT** (with real, authentic Yoda ears!), will guide us through this cinematic event, making sure to cut Hollywood down to size every two minutes or so.
**Witness...**
* The dazzling special effects of **words on a page!** * The thrilling action of **page-turning!** * The suspense of **someone forgetting to turn off their phone!**
Come join us for a glorious send-up of everything we love about *Spaceballs*, *Star Wars*, and cheap, exploitative entertainment. We promise more sight gags than you can shake a lightsaber at—and all without ever leaving our chairs!
**MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!**
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*(**\*NOTE\*** We're not just doing this for the money... but if you happen to be a studio executive, we're very, very available.)*
